ohdearhermione:

do you ever feel like your future is slipping away while you’re laughing at stupid puns on tumblr

reblogged from ohsnapitsmayo, originally ohdearhermione
posted 31 minutes ago on 20/6/2013 with 107,123 notes

foxnewsofficial:

i’m going to make a secret pornography organisation called the illuminaughty

reblogged from ohsnapitsmayo, originally foxnewsofficial
posted 1 hour ago on 20/6/2013 with 40,902 notes

theanti90smovement:

idonotknoworcare:

theanti90smovement:

one person is born a year which means that right now there are 2013 people on Earth right now. Truly amazing. 

uhm, there was 2006 people in my secondary school in 2011, that would mean everyone in the world except five went to my secondary school.. i think you might be wrong sir..

do i look like a liar?

reblogged from jenseenackles, originally theanti90smovement
posted 2 hours ago on 20/6/2013 with 21,526 notes

steveholtvstheuniverse:

skoothsmin:

science fiction was invented by a woman

don’t you ever fucking forget that

in mary shelley we trust

reblogged from thescriptsupervisor, originally skoothsmin
posted 2 hours ago on 20/6/2013 with 27,270 notes

canadianslut:

*sprays febreze on your attitude*

reblogged from alphabadwolf, originally canadianslut
posted 3 hours ago on 20/6/2013 with 55,760 notes

kill-whitepeople:

tyleroakley:

First day at my new job!

god is dead 

reblogged from alphabadwolf, originally tyleroakley
posted 4 hours ago on 20/6/2013 with 24,855 notes

thebeautyofmoonlight:

thefunnygentleman:

Just so we’re clear if I say “shut up” and you say “make me” I am instantly thinking about making out with you

also just so we’re clear if you say “shut up” and i say “make me” that is most definitely an invitation to make out with me

reblogged from alphabadwolf, originally hikaruchord
posted 5 hours ago on 20/6/2013 with 285,814 notes

foodtrucker:

i don’t want a boyfriend i just want multiple attractive boys to constantly give me attention

reblogged from foodtrucker,
posted 5 hours ago on 20/6/2013 with 47,055 notes

kawaiicornsnake:

I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years

reblogged from kawaiicornsnake,
posted 7 hours ago on 20/6/2013 with 77,832 notes