do you ever feel like your future is slipping away while you’re laughing at stupid puns on tumblr
i’m going to make a secret pornography organisation called the illuminaughty
one person is born a year which means that right now there are 2013 people on Earth right now. Truly amazing.
uhm, there was 2006 people in my secondary school in 2011, that would mean everyone in the world except five went to my secondary school.. i think you might be wrong sir..
do i look like a liar?
science fiction was invented by a woman
don’t you ever fucking forget that
in mary shelley we trust
*sprays febreze on your attitude*
First day at my new job!
god is dead
Just so we’re clear if I say “shut up” and you say “make me” I am instantly thinking about making out with you
also just so we’re clear if you say “shut up” and i say “make me” that is most definitely an invitation to make out with me
i don’t want a boyfriend i just want multiple attractive boys to constantly give me attention